January 16, 2009

Covenantal Underground

I’m a simple guy, but I have a suggestion for smart people who want to blast away at the opinions of other people (an activity I fully condone, by the way): learn to spell.

Interested in some alternative views to the pre-tribulation rapture I’m learning about here at Central Seminary I came across the following site and could not get past the first paragraph.

The Christian world is awash in “End Times Mania” But what passes for “solid” Biblical teaching is not so solid after all. The false teaching of the “Pretribulation Rapture” followed by an “earthly millennium” is excepted as fact by many well intentioned Christians (source).

Excepted?

Come on, people! Or, was this really a brilliantly conceived double-entendre complaining about what is by stating through misspelling what should be?

It’s hard to know with Covenantalists. Their code is way too sophisticated.

Posted by Bob Bixby at January 16, 2009 12:26 PM | eMail this entry! | 146 Words
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Comments

I know what you mean my friend. Those dispensational bed sheet charts are so much simpler and obvious. Big smiley.

Posted by: Keith at January 16, 2009 05:14 PM

Ha! I’ll grant you that too.

Posted by: bob at January 17, 2009 09:45 AM

Covenantalism isn’t all that difficult unless you are trying to make it satisfy dispensationalist concerns. On it’s own — reading Scripture without the dispensationalist lenses — it is really quite simple.

Posted by: keith at January 17, 2009 11:17 AM

(This web stuff is what I actually came across lately. Jacklyn)

PRETRIB RAPTURE - HIDDEN FACTS

How can the “rapture” be “imminent”? Acts 3:21 says that Jesus “must” stay in heaven (He is now there with the Father) “until the times of restitution of all things” which includes, says Scofield, “the restoration of the theocracy under David’s Son” which obviously can’t begin before or during Antichrist’s reign. Since Jesus must personally participate in the rapture, and since He can’t even leave heaven before the tribulation ends, the rapture therefore cannot take place before the end of the trib! Paul explains the “times and the seasons” (I Thess. 5:1) of the catching up (I Thess. 4:17) as the “day of the Lord” (5:2) (which FOLLOWS the posttrib sun/moon darkening - Matt. 24:29; Acts 2:20) WHEN “sudden destruction” (5:3) of the wicked occurs! (If the wicked are destroyed before or during the trib, who would be left alive to serve the Antichrist?) Paul also ties the change-into-immortality “rapture” (I Cor. 15:52) to the posttrib end of “death” (15:54)! (Will death be ended before or during the trib?) If anyone wonders how long pretrib rapturism has been taught, he or she can Google “Pretrib Rapture Diehards.” Many are unaware that before 1830 all Christians had always viewed I Thess. 4’s “catching up” as an integral part of the final second coming to earth. In 1830 it was stretched forward and turned into a separate coming of Christ. To further strengthen their novel view, which the mass of evangelical scholars rejected throughout the 1800s, pretrib teachers in the early 1900s began to stretch forward the “day of the Lord” (what Darby and Scofield never dared to do) and hook it up with their already-stretched-forward “rapture.” Many leading evangelical scholars still weren’t convinced of pretrib, so pretrib teachers then began teaching that the “falling away” of II Thess. 2:3 is really a pretrib rapture (the same as saying that the “rapture” in 2:3 must happen before the “rapture” [“gathering”] in 2:1 can happen - the height of desperation!). Other Google articles throwing light on long-covered-up facts about the 178-year-old pretrib rapture view include “Famous Rapture Watchers,” “X-Raying Margaret,” “Revisers of Pretrib Rapture History,” “Thomas Ice (Bloopers),” “Wily Jeffrey,” “The Rapture Index (Mad Theology),” “America’s Pretrib Rapture Traffickers,” “Roots of (Warlike) Christian Zionism,” “Scholars Weigh My Research,” “Pretrib Hypocrisy,” “Pretrib Rapture Desperados” and “Deceiving and Being Deceived” - all by the author of the bestselling book “The Rapture Plot” which is available at Armageddon Books online. Just my two cents’ worth.

Posted by: Jacklyn at January 19, 2009 11:54 PM

Come now, this doesn’t have to be the work of Covenantalists! Can’t we blame the post-mils for this? Even if it had to be an amillinialist, those aren’t all Covenantal… right? Maybe it was a Lutheran.

Posted by: Becca at January 20, 2009 01:43 PM

The author of the book is a young man (around 26 when he wrote it) who grew up in a Christian family and trained in secular journalism. We are indebted to him for the readable and wide-reaching survey he gives of this new phenomenon, but the scene is certainly not a happy one.

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